Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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