It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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