school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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