Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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