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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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