Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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