Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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