we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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