Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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