After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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