We named our party play list daddy issues
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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