is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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