So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I love having hate sex.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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