OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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