you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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