I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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