I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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