your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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