we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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