another moral hangover. fuck.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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