things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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