I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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