I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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