Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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