I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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