I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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