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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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