oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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