Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
