I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
