He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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