I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
