She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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