I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
someone owes me an orgasm
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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