I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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