mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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