butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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