I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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