Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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