pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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