ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she pinky promised me she was 18
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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