States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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