So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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