Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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