My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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