We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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