I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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