# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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