Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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