Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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