Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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