Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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