are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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