And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
