How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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