I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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