We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
