I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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