What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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