normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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