You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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